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— Googlisming the talent —

Posted by Ringmaster at September 23, 2004 11:04 AM

One last lil' bit from Tuesday's show... I used Googlisms for the intros for all of our performers at "Bullies and Mean Girls" and a couple of folks have asked me to post the ones I read. Here ya go:

Emily is very sneaky
Emily is about 4'9"
Emily is always desperate
Emily is determined to make such an unpalatable marriage unnecessary
Emily is queen of her domain
Emily is an 8" bunny dressed in a sailor suit
Emily is quite advanced for her age
Emily is an accomplished fly fishing instructor
Emily is better than Martha Stewart

Jose is hell on earth
Jose is airborne
Jose is 99% foundation quarter horse blood
Jose is still a joke
Jose is proud to be home to one of our four Eggo® waffle plants
Jose is doing a very nice job
Jose is not the raging gayopolis nearby San Francisco is

Jessica is a golden girl
Jessica is never afraid to say hi to whomever crosses her path as she makes her way through her first year of middle school
Jessica is a horny blonde bitch screaming for cock
Jessica is ready to throw in the towel when she comes across an intriguing personal ad in a newspaper
Jessica is such a dork
Jessica is not a substitute for counseling
Jessica is not a real zombie
Jessica is the best so butt out

Ellen is crazy
Ellen is offering to make traditional pattern quilts for you
Ellen is without the support and care of an immediate family
Ellen is the number one pick in entertainment weekly's top entertainers of 1997
Ellen is being questioned in connection with the death of her mother
Ellen is the current treasurer and past president of the Massachusetts Association of Oriental Medicine
Ellen is so popular
Ellen is special to the people of Little Rock because she has been at our zoo since 1954

Glenn is a hunkmobile
Glenn is something to rave about
Glenn is still larger than life
Glenn is working to make aircraft engines quieter
Glenn is Jesus's brother
Glenn is facing domestic abuse charges
Glenn is the 117th most popular male first name in the United States
Glenn is the state resource for sheep

Rachel is a dork
Rachel is 1 day old
Rachel is on the "extraterrestrial highway"
Rachel is found in Genesis chapter 29
Rachel is exceptional at creating superior learning environments
Rachel is undergoing hectic training to acclimatize her with the harsh conditions of the North Pole
Rachel is a lesbian sex goddess

Mike Daisey is a moving target
Mike Daisey is the tech world's answer to Tom Green
Mike Daisey is the worst of his kind
Mike Daisey is one lucky bastard
Mike Daisey is definitely geekier than the guy in Office Space
Mike Daisey is ok
Mike Daisey is funny

Comments (2)

Posted by: Sparky at September 23, 2004 01:52 PM

Posted by: Chris at September 23, 2004 02:16 PM

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