— Googlisming the talent —

Posted by Ringmaster at October 22, 2004 11:29 AM

FYI, here are the Googlisms we used Wednesday night to introduce the performers at "Psychos I Have Dated or Worked for (or Both!)":

Ned Vizzini:

Ned is an innocent abroad in a world of cynicism and compromise
Ned is absolutely the most backward and weird individual person on the “Bubba the Love Sponge” show
Ned is the most respected and experienced gambler in the annals of Las Vegas
Ned is forced into a life of crime
Ned is a green monkey
Ned is quite comfortable beating the spandex off of everyone who cares to compete

Michael McAllister (Dogpoet):

Michael is spoken of twice in the Old Testament
Michael is an almost six year old boy who has been diagnosed in the moderate range of the autism disorder
Michael is the kind of guy some people love to hate
Michael is entitled to voice his views on Tony Blair
Michael is God the father as taught by Brigham Young
Michael is shocked by his mystic fish
Michael is a quiet young man who prefers to let his winning electrical skills do the talking

Todd Levin (Tremble.com):

Todd is committed to providing a full range of marine products and services that exceed customers' expectations
Todd is delightfully gruesome
Todd is among the top 3 realtors in Hopkinsville
Todd is hopeless with marijuana
Todd is just the thong for you
Todd is available for your next corporate function
Todd is an awesome gymnast with a lot of talent and a great future

Allison Bojarski, a.k.a.Alizinha (The Brazilian Muse):

Allison is wanted for having too many stuffed animals
Allison is a national treasure
Allison is not at risk of developing any psychological problems if she doesn't receive loads of attention
Allison is the glitter mama
Allison is a member of the board of directors and the policy and executive committees of the American Petroleum Institute
Allison is your inner guide to style and beauty

Michael Barrish (Oblivio.com):

Michael is looking to break open the mould that defines Christian
Michael is hungry and has been eating almost nothing except peanut butter and fried banana sandwiches
Michael is renowned for his valiant spirit of protective power
Michael is the devil I'm disliking him more and more
Michael is fully trained and certified in energy dowsing
Michael is in Heaven with God now
Michael is one hot papi chulo

Chris G (JimmyLegs.com):

Chris is a real chick magnet
Chris is available for adoption
Chris is a fucked up fuck
Chris is meat free in 2003
Chris is a very spontaneous person and looks for honesty and loyalty in potential girlfriends
Chris is tired of the whole "boyband" thing and is leaving *Nsync to start a rock band