— Not shutting up just yet —
Another month, another WYSIWYG! Last night's show, "The City That Never Shuts Up: New York Stories," was surprisingly packed -- we sold over 30 tickets ahead of time (!) and were filled pretty much to capacity (or maybe we even sold out, I don't know), so there was a large and enthusiastic crowd waiting for our fiiiiine performers.
A few general rundowns of the evening are starting to crop up, so far from Joe, Dan, Giulia, Aaron, and Jon.
* Jeff S.'s story is here.
* Eurotrash has her story up on her site (but I can't seem to get a permalink for it, so you're just gonna have to go look for yourself).
And better late than never, Nichelle has posted her story from November here. We here at WYSIWYG hope Mudear is recovering quickly and is back to her sassy ol' self in no time!
As always, I'll be adding more reviews/stories/whatev as they come to my attention. To save me having to obsessively and repeatedly check the sites of every blogger I remember seeing last night, 'cause there were SO DAMN MANY OF YOU!, feel free to email me or post a comment with the link if you have anything to say about the show!
Also, special thanks to Rich Calarco for taping the show last night. We'll have videos up on the media section of the site as soon as possible.
Oh, I almost forgot! Googlisming the talent! Here are the intros from last night:
Joe is such a ho
Joe is my interactive bra
Joe is the hottest man alive
Joe is one sick monkey
Joe is not an expert in voodoo and he promises to be nice to his followers
Joe is so getting laid tonight
Eurotrash is like a sloppy wet whore grinding her pelvis
Eurotrash is practically equated with pornography
Eurotrash is not an imminent existential threat to Isreal
Eurotrash is perverse yet catchy
Eurotrash Is Dead! Long Live Asiatrash!
Eurotrash is a light entertainment program with titties and stuff
Eurotrash is the best trash
Maccers is a year 8 student with Down’s syndrome who is included in mainstream classes with the assistance of a teacher assistant
Maccers is taking over, polluting our country and killing small businesses!
Maccers is lopsided
Maccers is located on Milwaukee's fashionable east side
Maccers is very talented go and see her and if you are dissapointed you are probably dead
Jeff is here to pump you up
Jeff is a fag
Jeff is editor at large for “Guns & Ammo” magazine
Jeff is a gangsta rapper
Jeff is my future husband
Jeff is clad in a gold breastplate reminiscent of Madonna's madcap days
Dan is the kind of engineer we look for—but I couldn’t hire
Dan is a sexy sexy man
Dan is massive
Dan is known as "the beast"
Dan is retarded
Dan is a banjo virtuoso
Dan is a symptom, rather than the disease
Dan is one of the least hairy people I know
Dan is the web's hottest playboy!
Giulia is either charming or ugly
Giulia is now three years old and goes to pre-school. She enjoys drawing, jumping, running, dancing riding the trike and baking biscuits with mummy
Giulia is Italy's leading producer of quality white wines
Giulia is pregnant and there is some pressure from their families to get married before the baby is born
And my personal favorite of the whole evening:
Giulia is open every day of the year and has wheelchair facilities!
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