| With her resolutely unmanicured nails and stubborn
insistence on pubic hair, Eurotrash
has been disgusting the righteous bachelors of New York City
since her arrival two-and-a-half years ago. Among her most revolting
habits are the tendency to brandish (unused) tampons in public
and discuss the finer points of picking one's nose and eating
the bogies. Parachuted into New York as an evil capitalist oppressor,
Eurotrash formerly worked as a journalist, burnt-file salvager
and bakery assistant. Originally from London via Belgium, Ireland
and Canada, she stood as her school's Communist Party candidate
in mock general elections in 1983, and managed to come third,
beating the Labour Party in the process. It was probably her
finest moment.
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